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Tuesday, 19 March 2013

SAINABOU'S WEDDING PART THREE: CHOICES, FILMING THE BAND AND THE FIRST RECORDING SESSION







And then we attempt to film the band…
I’d enlisted Kawsu’s help in having a word with the local community centre



























just outside the main mosque


because they have the space, and he’d managed to negotiate a reduced rate because we weren’t putting on a concert for a fee paying audience, and, because all the members of the band know exactly where it is.
I would have liked to do it in a ‘live’ situation, but at least there we have the space and can get on and do it without any major interruptions.
Of course the first thing that happens as soon as the drums are heard is that we are assailed by the local kids who all want to come in and watch, but since we’ve promised that there is no audience they are all locked out behind fifteen foot walls.
This doesn’t stop them however, and soon we have a bunch of them balanced precariously atop the wall, boys and girls alike.
So it’s Haddy doing the filming and me doing the recording.

Mariama and Jalika have been allowed to come in and watch but not participate, because it’s quite possible that we’ll need ‘runners’ to go to the shops for anything that needs replacing if the local shopkeepers have it.
I think we’ve thought of every possibility but you never know ?
After an hour of fidgety waiting we are still awaiting Jally, the vocalist and kora player, and it’s beginning to annoy…
Even though this has been arranged for nearly a week it becomes obvious that he’s not going to turn up, probably because he’s taken on a fee paying gig somewhere else ?
It also transpires that the guys have come straight from work and are quite literally starving, so Mariama and Jalika are despatched back to the house for food and to get a ‘Tapalapa’ (That’s a bread roll) for each of them also.
Half an hour later and the guys are wolfing down probably their only meal of the day so far, but it does the trick and they soon set to work in their respective drum capacities.




 

















Because Jally is not there they have no vocalist and no microphone, but we’re going to try and get what we can.
With the availability of instant stardom on the internet via Facebook, YouTube and all the rest, these guys deserve their chance.
Reason being that they happen to be one shit-hot band.


They’d released one album so far with help from a grant from a small firm in London, but they had slimmed down the band and were now tighter and harder rocking if you can apply that sort of term to a traditional Mandinka drum band ?
With the current visa restrictions being enforced in Europe, there is no way we could get them over to play in the present circumstances.
To be able to do that they need a registered European agent and that they just do not have.
If I had the money I’d do it for them myself, but I don’t.
Still, we’ll do what we can.





We’d borrowed the film equipment from Marcus and Sarah at Big Ideas Productions back in the U.K.
It was pretty basic but functional and Haddy had been given a fifteen minute lesson in its use.
She’d been playing with it around the compound and at Sainabou’s hen party for nearly a week and was as ready for this as she’d ever be, so let’s get to it.
The highlight of the whole thing was Hadim going into the big finish rock vocals on one number.



It was quite jaw-dropping to those who don’t see him that often because it was pure theatre (Think Plant’y out of Led Zep’) but apparently he does it occasionally at live events, too.
It’s an obvious ‘crowd pleaser’ so why not ?


























We get about forty five minutes of footage on camera and although I’m dubious about the sound levels on the mini-disk we get that also.
As we begin to pack away, the guys are very apologetic about Jally’s no-show but I do understand.
I may not like, but I do understand.
A working musician in a poor country needs to work and so he cut the practice session to earn money.
Ok, it’s a pain in the arse, but what do you do ?
Anybody in his situation as a working musician would probably have done the same so let’s not have any hypocrisy here.
This is not ‘The West’, this is one of the poorer nations in Africa.
Macumba says he’ll sort out another one for later because they need Jally, and Haddy tells him to please make it the last week, because wedding arrangements are beginning to intrude on anything else that we’re doing.
Ok guys, we’ve got what we can…
Ring-tones ?
Someone’s ‘phone needs answering.
It’s Hadim’s… And it’s his family…
His Father has just died.
Right, let’s get packed up and back and Hadim to where he needs to be right now.
Everything else can wait.
Don’t worry, we’ll be in touch.

The compound seems to have filled up with people since we’d been out.
It’s getting difficult to move around in, let alone speak to anybody because all the visitors are talking to each other at some serious volume.
It seems strange to anybody brought up in The West when normal conversations are shouted because a certain harshness occurs to the words but over in West Africa it’s quite natural.
It does take a bit of getting used to.
I’m not sure I’ll ever really get used to it ?


The following day I finally get the two little ones on their own.
Right, come on kids, let’s see what Uncle Chris has brought with him to play with, shall we ?
I’ve dragged Mariama and Jalika into the bedroom to get away from the hubbub and locked the door.
Hopefully if they’re not seen then nobody will interrupt us…
Headphones, mini-disk recorders, microphones, a huge tangle of spaghetti’d leads and a four-track tape recorder.
Slowly unravelling the leads and plugging everything in, I make a first attempt to show them what each piece does.
Jalika is amazed at the four-track when I record her four times and play it all back as one, but she’s only nine years old and she’s not really been exposed to the madness of musicians and recording.
Mariama, nearly four years older, is quite blasé about everything.
It’s a good act, but it doesn’t really come over.
She’s as much in the dark as Jalika, but she’ll learn.

Ok, kids… Now you know what we’ve got.
Your first lesson in how to work this stuff is tomorrow so make sure you can give yourselves an hour or two… And don’t tell your friends about it… Yet.
That comes a bit later.
Make sure all the jobs you need to do are done and the time is yours, we don’t want or need any interruptions, ok ?
Nodding of two very interested and very serious little heads.
Ok, now you can do what you like, and remember… It’s our secret for now.
The cloak and dagger stuff is going to have to last a little longer.
If it doesn’t, then at some point they’ll have the lot stolen by some opportunist and I don’t intend for that to happen.
There is precious little of this stuff in the country outside professional studios of which the nearest  is the one at Westfield, and once Mariama has a working knowledge of how the things work then as far as recording locally is concerned, she’ll be one up on everybody else because she can try things out in her own time and play things back to compare them without having to pay for every session just as we all do over here, and bearing in mind that recording costs in The Gambia are pretty much the same as they are in the UK, that’s pretty expensive bearing in mind what people earn here.
But unfortunately things go missing on a regular basis out here.
Half the kid’s Harry Potter dvd’s have vanished from the house, and it’s annoying to say the least.
They’ve probably been lent to a friend who hasn’t returned them, but either way, they’ve vanished and it’s doubtful that we’ll ever see them again ?

It’s all go in the compound from the time we wake up until the middle of the afternoon, but finally Jalika gets hold of me and tells me that she is ready.
Ok, I’ll lock you in the bedroom from the outside, just wait quietly, pleeeease… Until I can get Mariama.
Ok ?



See, it’s that easy ?
Half an hour later I’m hovering and Mariama knows it, but finally I get a chance to tell her that we’ll be in Mum’s bedroom, just get away when you can but don’t make it too obvious…
She smiles.
Good.  She knows…








                                                                                                  
Half an hour later there’s a quiet knock on the door and she’s in.
‘Hey… What are you doing ?’  To her sister, who is sitting tapping rhythms out on her drums.
‘Quiet…   Let’s make sure you haven’t been missed first…’
In the half-hour before she’d managed to extricate herself from fittings, hairstyling tryouts and general cleaning jobs, Jalika and I had got everything out including Mariama’s drums,  plugged things in, and just started having a mess around to try and get a suitable recording level.


This was easier said than done because we were having to cope with the full-tilt conversational choruses from outside the window (no glass, just mosquito grille and curtains) and without getting Jalika to go full out, which would only draw attention to what we were doing, and that we definitely didn’t need.
‘Ok, let’s just sit calmly for a minute and talk through what we’re going to do…
I’m going to record you straight, without using the four-track and so the microphone will be hanging here… (Indicates mic’ hanging from ceiling joist)  I don’t want either of you to be closer to it than this (Indicates space on floor) What you do is let the microphone do all the work and not your voice. In other words you don’t need to sing loudly to be recorded, the microphone WILL pick it up.  
Ok so far, do you both understand what I’ve just said ?


Bang, bang, bang on the bedroom door…
Damn !   Who’s that ?
Frantic shushing noises towards two giggling girls and we hear little Omar’s voice calling for Jalika…
Finger to lips, shush…
The door is locked and we’re quiet.  
The last thing we need is Omar getting wind of what we’re doing because he’ll blab it everywhere.
That child has no discipline whatsoever, and his Mother, Ida, indulges him totally.
I indicate five minutes on the wall clock and we sit in total silence.
Omar leaves the other side of the door in approximately two minutes.  We know that because we can hear him.
At which point Mariama loses it totally and has to bury her head in the quilt to stop herself laughing…
It is funny I suppose, and anyone reading this must think we’re mad, but please try it before you make judgement.
‘Ok girls, as soon as we can hear Omar screaming at one of the other children outside then we’re ready, so go round the corner into the bathroom and in whispers, please have a think about what you’ll be singing and how you’re going to play on it.  That is, if you’re going to put the drums and things on ?   We’ll be recording it in one take.  This means that when you stop, then you tell me and I’ll turn it off, but I won’t turn off until you tell me.  If you make a mistake then don’t worry, just carry on. If it’s a really bad mistake then I’ll stop you and we’ll start again, Ok ?’
Nod’s of heads.
‘Ok kids, go and get sorted…’
It took them about two minutes of shushing and quiet arguments with some definite brow-beating of Jalika by Mariama before they came back.
‘Ready ?’
Nods…
‘Ok, let’s get it on…’

Mariama seats herself on the chair with one of the djembes and moves the chair slowly towards the hanging microphone which I now lower by about twelve inches.
Jalika hangs the calabash shakers around her neck before moving forward toward the mic’ which I then drop another six inches.
Looking at them you’d think they’d done this before, but there’s a nervousness to their actions.
They’re quite deliberate in what they are doing but you can see the strain.
They want to do well and they don’t want to screw up.
It wouldn’t matter if they did, but how do you tell children that and get them to believe you ?
Practice makes perfect anyway, and this is just a first practice.
Trouble is, they are taking it as the real thing.
Oh well…
‘Right… You’re on…’
They start… Very hesitantly… And Mariama immediately stops herself.
‘Ok, no worries… Start again…’
They do, but it is plainly apparent that nerves have got them.
‘Ok, let’s stop for a minute and talk this through…  You’re nervous.  Don’t worry, we can always stop and go back and start again, now let’s all just be quiet for a minute and calm down and when you are ready we can all start again…’
‘Uncle Chris, we can’t start until you turn it on’ says Mariama.
‘I didn’t turn it off… It’s ready to go whenever you are ?’ 
‘Oh…’
Mariama turns to Jalika, says something in Wolof, and the pair of them just look at the microphone hanging in front of them and start singing together.
They are all over the place harmonically for about fifteen seconds but it suddenly coalesces into something approaching harmony.

Mariama suddenly remembers the drum and as soon as she starts tapping out a basic rhythm to what she is singing, Jalika starts the percussion going on the calabash.
I am, quite frankly, amazed.
I have always told Mariama to sing with her own voice and not mimic the vocals of the singer she’s listened to.
Just for once, she’s doing it.
Jalika, on the other hand, has a high keening sound and her vocal compliments her sister’s.

The only way of describing it, to those who follow music to any extent, is to imagine a Linda Ronstadt type voice with an Emmylou Harris voice floating over the top. 
Bearing in mind they are both young children and neither voice is yet fully formed, they have that sort of blend.
About three minutes after they’d started they were finished and I turned off the recorder.
‘Ok… Now let’s see what you sound like ?’
And I played it back…
Mariama immediately starts laughing and belittling their efforts while Jalika is silent, concentrating on listening.
‘Don’t laugh, Sibo… Everybody has a first time and this was yours…  You probably think it sounds horrible, but it doesn’t.    To tell you the truth, I’m pleased with it because the pair of you actually sang together…  It wasn’t what I expected and I honestly thought you’d mess it up, but you didn’t.  You started and you finished.  Ok, you forgot the drums at the beginning, but that was because you were nervous.  You might think that it sounds horrible, but it doesn’t.  It sounds like two girls trying to sing together… And what are you if not two girls trying to sing together ?   Well done, both of you.’
Suddenly I can’t move because Jalika is giving me a big hug and I realise somebody is banging on the door…
‘Sibo… Are you in there ?’
It’s Hassanatou, so I unlock the door.
Apparently Mariama is wanted by her Mum.
‘Ok kids, we’ll come back to it at some other time… I’m going to put everything away now out of harm’s way.’
I’m grinning inside as I do.
They don’t realise what they’ve done ?
They’ve actually recorded their own song, admittedly very raggedly, but they really did it.
And… when Mariama is singing in her own voice, Jalika seems to instinctively sing over her.
This isn’t them messing about, this is them actually getting it right first time, and I’m still shaking my head in amazement.
They’ve been with me for just under forty five minutes.

The thing I find really refreshing about my African family is their affinity towards music.
Since I’d married their Mother they had been exposed to so much more music that just doesn’t pass the Gambian radar.
The nearest thing on Gambian radio is a morning show that sounds very much like a Radio Two show (Any English readers would know what that means)
It’s a ‘Pop’ music show.  Nothing too contentious.
You might hear The Beatles, you might hear The Rolling Stones, but you’ll be listening to Lady Madonna and not Strawberry Fields Forever, or Angie but definitely not Midnight Rambler.
It’s pleasant, and it makes a change from Rap, Hip-Hop and Reggae which the youth have taken to out here in a big way.
Of course they have their own West African ‘stars’ too.
People like Youssou N’Dour and Toumani Diabate and their own Jalex AKA Akuntu.
Now the kids in our compound are listening (and dancing like demented dervishes) to bands like Fairport Convention, listening to Bob Dylan, Bruce Springsteen, Emmylou Harris, Jackson Browne, The Grateful Dead and all of these artists and a lot more besides have become part of compound life.
They don’t get all the hype that follows artists like that, so they just get to hear the songs without any of the superfluous media crap that follows them around.
And it’s so refreshing.
Amadou started off blagging as much rap and Hip-Hop from me as he could, now he's asking for any Jackson Browne's that he hasn't got.
Haddy's fave's, Emmylou Harris and Dolly Parton, are on heavy rotation on the cd player and the little drummer girls are already hitting the Grateful Dead's version of 'Iko Iko' and wondering if they can mix it into 'Man Smart, Woman Smarter' because they like the words ?
They should be able to without any help from me.

They still like what is currently termed R&B, although to us older members of the family it’s more like soft sappy homogenised brainrot in that Etta James and Aretha Franklin it definitely ain’t, but there’s now more variety.
They are discovering more.
When I came here to do a couple of gigs about three years ago, the younger kids had practiced their own version of Bruce Springsteen’s version of  ‘Jacob’s Ladder’ (Which you can find on ‘The Seeger Sessions’ cd)
They had no instruments, so the vocals chimed in for the instrumental  bits.
Why ?
Because there was something in the rhythm and the words that attracted them, and we had a ten piece kiddies choir belting out their own arrangement at the top of their voices.
Strange ?
Yes, when you consider it’s a Christian revivalist song and the kids are all Muslim.
But they liked it, so what the hell ?
I asked Mariama once, what it was about that particular song ?
She said, using words I know she's got directly from me because I have definitely been known to use them,
'A good song is a good song', and that was it.
The older ones had gone for Fairport Convention’s version of Bob Dylan’s ‘Percy’s Song’ from ‘Unhalfbricking’ because they liked the story and the chorus.
They'd been harmonising with me, Joy T, Jally, Hadim and Sainey.
Now, they’ll listen to anything and make up their own minds.
To be fair they are still not convinced by Nirvana or Ac/Dc or any of what we in the West would class as ‘heavier rock’ but they’ll give it a chance and music is a personal taste thing.
Not everybody likes the same sort of thing.
Once, when outside the compound on the street, I’d watched a bunch of little girls skipping, passing the rope back and forth between them and singing away quite happily in their own language.
So imagine the shock to my system when they went into ‘The Cuckoo is a pretty bird and ‘wobbles’ when she flies…’
Seriously, I was shocked.
That song comes from way back in the history books and these kids couldn’t be more than six or seven ?
The fact that it’s still being sung by folk musicians on two continents is testament to its power and now it’s being sung as a skip-rope song by West African children ?
My friends in The Ballachulish Hellhounds, a three piece from Glasgow in Scotland, had just recorded it for their album ‘Songs from the Great Atlantic Ocean’
Here's a link to their own site
http://www.thehellhounds.co.uk/#/video

There really are some strange things going on in this world.
That whole ‘Old Weird America’ as critic Greil Marcus put it when writing about the Harry Smith American Folk Anthology is even bigger than he thought.
Where would these kids have got that from ?
To be fair and I’m guessing, there probably weren’t more than ten people in the population of one million eight hundred thousand in The Gambia that would know that song and most of them would be from the West.
Odd ?
Damn right it is, but there it was and sung by children too.
So on this trip I’d raided the archives and along with the new Fatoumata Diawara cd

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOwJ62uirO0


which has to be the best female vocal album of the last six months, put together about sixty songs on three compilation cd’s ranging from The Ramones through The Beach Boys to Dylan and Jamiroquai to give to Mariama.
Most, if not all, could be adapted from their rock, folk, country or funk arrangements to a choral thing.
What was it about some songs that the little drum monster liked ?
I knew she liked songs that have a story or something to say about things but I certainly wasn’t prepared for the result.
When I gave them to her I just said something along the lines of ‘Here you go, have a listen to some of these and let me know what you like and I’ll make up a cd for you…’
The next day she was back.
She liked them all, but she liked some more than others.
‘Ok, well you make a list and tell me which ones you like best and I’ll do those…’
Famous last words.
It’s a funny thing… Sometimes you know when you’ve made a glaring error in perception and when the list came back I knew at once that there were going to be problems.
Big problems.
The songs she’d picked were mostly by recognisable names.
Dylan, Springsteen, Jackson Browne, Sweet Honey in the Rock, The Byrds, Youssou N’Dour, even Little Feat made the cut, but… It was the content that shocked.
At least 80% that she’d picked were hard and heavily critical protest songs, even going for a couple by people I actually knew like Tom Pacheco who lives in Woodstock, New York, and who I’d put on in concert a lot back in the 1990’s, and Robb Johnson, a British singer songwriter out of the old protest tradition.
Bloody Hell !!!
And that doesn’t even come close…
That girl certainly knows how to shock.
‘Ok, so what’s your favourite ?’
‘This one…’

It was Labi Siffre’s ‘(Something Inside) So Strong’.
Hmmmm….
‘And your second favourite ?’
Oh Sweet Jesus !!!

Jackson Browne’s version of Little Steven’s ‘I Am a Patriot’.
‘Are you sure about this ?’
‘Yes… I want to learn these…’
It turns out there’s a political activist in the family… and she’s twelve years old.          
Be afraid… Be very, very afraid…

She’d gone for one indigenous track.
Youssou N’Dour’s version of Bob Dylan’s ‘Chimes of Freedom’.
It had been on heavy rotation on local radio when it had been released (It’s on Youssou’s‘ ‘Wommat’ cd) and even the twins had grinned when they heard it.
‘Youssou…’ They said, and smiled.
Now I like that track a lot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=go7Se7c8C4s


It’s the West African equivalent of Jimi Hendrix doing ‘All Along the Watchtower’.
It’s hard enough to do a Dylan ‘cover’ anyway, and to actually make it your own as Hendrix had done previously with ‘Watchtower’ was hard enough, but Youssou had done exactly that with ‘Chimes’.
He’d taken the song and made it his own.
This was no crappy cover version where someone sings words because they think people might recognise it or like it that you can hear in clubs every day of the week.
This was a major re-working of a sadly neglected track, and, it was sung in Wolof, and, it was known over most of West Africa.
Youssou had first recorded it and sung it on the Amnesty International tour in the company of Bruce Springsteen, Peter Gabriel, Sting and Tracy Chapman and they had all shared the verses.
A few years after the tour he’d recorded it with his own band and he’d recorded an absolute stonking version of a song that even Ol’ Bob never sang too much in concert.
She’d had a choice with the Little Feat track I’d stuck on, ‘Voices on The Wind’.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0V6Of0kT-M&playnext=1&list=PLD9D25160F8775376&feature=results_video
There’s a great version by The Soweto Gospel Choir which shows up the choral possibilities, but she preferred the arrangement on the original rock version.
Ok, fair enough.
If that’s what she wants to listen to and learn then who am I to say no ?
But in the culture she lives within, you can’t help but think that she’s courting problems.
I knew she quite liked Bruce Springsteen because she was always sticking the ‘Live in Dublin’ dvd on.
Actually the whole family seemed to like that one.
Oh well, go with the flow and see what occurs ?
'So why pick those tracks, Mariama ?'
'A good song is a good song'
I wouldn't have minded but I swear the little minx winked.

Mariama's stated ambition, which in the years I’ve known her has never deviated one iota, was to become ‘The Best Mandinka Drummer in Africa’
Her first drum had been made for her by ‘Slice’, the village drum maker, and also the first person to spot her affinity to the drum.

Mariama with her kit, one year previously.
He’d known about that at least two years before she’d admitted it to me, but he’d kept it to himself because the drum is a ‘Male’ thing.
Girls become singers and dancers maybe, but not drummers.
That is for men.
So ‘Slice’ had watched her around the drums of himself and his friends and he’d laughed inside himself and kept his own council.
He knew.
And he knew it was a good thing.
Times were changing, and if the traditions the musicians held dear were to go forward with the times then things must change.

Mariama (right) practicing with the Afro Manding guys.

Maybe this little girl would change them ?
He didn’t know, but he did know that of all the children in the village she was the one that held that deep respect for the instrument that all natural drummers have.

A year ago I'd brought over three copies of Grateful Dead drummer Mickey Hart's book 'Planet Drum'


which is probably the only current book about where the drum came from and where it fits in different societies around the world.
It should be made compulsory for every drummer to read it.
Hadim and Slice had been given one each and Mariama the third.
It is now very well thumbed and never leaves her bedside table and instead of having parts read to her, she tries her hardest to read it herself.
A drum was not a toy to Mariama.
It was life.
And this is my stepdaughter ?
Problems, problems, problems…
Now she was flexing her muscles, branching out, feeling out the ‘roadblocks’ which we all go through at that age.
It happened to me and a pound to a penny it happened with you, too ?
We all go through it.
It’s life.
All her Mother and I can do is to help guide her through the pitfalls by giving her advice and pointing out any problems that might come up.
At the end, the choices will always be hers.

Tuesday, 24 April 2012

RHYTHMS OF THE WORLD 2011 (SUNDAY)






Home again after midnight as usual.
The waiting around for any security personnel to take over after we’ve closed the stage down really does tend to do my head in.
Still, we finished on a good note and managed to give Jo, one of Scum’s long time fans, a lift back too.
Now for some sleep and try and relax a bit until it all starts over tomorrow…
Or today, as it is in reality ?

Oh God… It’s morning…
Here we go again.
It’s just a question of putting a few things back on stage when we arrive and then waiting for the rest of the crew to turn up.
Because of a last minute pull-out, we’ve had to change everybody’s timings for today.
Hopefully all the acts are going to remember ?
Oh well, at least we’re all here by half-past eleven which is a bonus…



Our first act of the day is an acoustic duo from just down the road in Welwyn Garden City.
Again, they are one of those acts that I’d featured before back in the ‘Arcade’ days in the town centre so I know what to expect.
Terry and Gavin McCann play intricate songs with catchy choruses and seem to have a lot of fun doing it ?
Just perfect to wake everybody up from the rigours of the night before.
Gavin & Terry McCann



Their guitar interplay is much, much better than you would expect from a pair of brothers in that there is no ‘dominant’.
Both take turns or leave space for the other and to be honest they are a joy to listen to.
Nice one, guys.





 
Joy T. Chance




  









My co-compere Joy T. is up next.
I have to be honest, I don’t like putting poetry on the stage so early in the day, but needs must when you’ve been ‘downgraded’ to an eight pm finish to shut up the whiners and whingers who live on the hill.
Joy’s set is at once ‘in yer face’, entertaining and thought provoking.
She can get extremely political in some places and does so on this occasion, but the crowd are with her all the way.


The one she does about the rude woman pushing her out of the way is brilliant and I wish I’d written it, but then they don’t tend to push me… I’ve had my elbows sharpened by the same bloke who did Mike Summerbee's (1960’s and early 1970’s  footballing legend who allegedly had the sharpest elbows in the football league…)
So people tend not to do it.
Since getting a good shoving in the back trying to get off a boat in The Gambia I now have sharpened boot heels, too… 
Joy T. Chance
Anyway, Joy’s set is over way too soon, but people listened and enjoyed and that is what a way with words is all about.
A damn fine set, even if I do say so…



On to Oka Vanga who are returning to the stage after last year’s appearance when I couldn’t give them a full set owing to time constraints.
Oka Vanga are an instrumental guitar duo and they play music from here, there and anywhere around the globe.
Some of their guitar runs are just mind blowing.        
Oka Vanga


They seem to have mastered what Keith Richards calls ‘The Ancient Art of Weaving’ in that they weave these guitar melodies and harmonies in and out of the basic rhythm of the tune and since some of the tunes aren’t exactly in 3/4 or 4/4 time, that in itself is a wonder to hear.
If there is a better acoustic instrumental guitar duo floating around Hertfordshire then I for one haven’t heard them.
Excellent set.



And now, in a change to our published programme…
Pronounced in my best B.B.C. plummy accent, is the replacement for our ‘dropout’,
Dangerous Dinky aka Dirty South
Dangerous Dinky aka Dirty South





I’d got her at short notice from Joy who raved about her, so I’d looked up the youtube bits and no decision was ever made quicker.
We are THE ARCADECLECTIC STAGE and we put on an eclectic mix of this, that and the other, and sometimes we put on acts that just seem to sum up what we are all about without even trying.
Dangerous Dinky was one of those acts.







Acoustic guitar and electric bass and an attitude…


A seriously BAAAAD attitude.
God, she was funny…
It turned out that we got our only two complaints of the day from women who complained that she wasn’t suitable for a ‘family’ event ?
Well, we’d already told them that.
We’d even given them time to move, and then bless her, she did it again herself before she started…
How much warning do these people want ?
I think sometimes we ought to be allowed to tattoo it on their bleedin’ foreheads ?

Besides... Think about it like this...
We are the profane to St Mary's Stage's sacred.
Yin and yang, black and white, chalk and cheese...
We cater to the ADULT in everybody.
Occasionally there might be something for the 'inner child' in all of us, but we cater to the ADULT music fan.
There are enough stages to choose from on the site and neutering or censoring an artist is strictly 'off limits'.
It's not a question of bloody mindedness but it is a question of integrity.
We invite those artists that provide an 'eclectic' and not necessarily commercial alternative to the
mainstream...
I've got nothing against 'mainstream' but if by chance I got Metallica, then I'd want a totally acoustic set.
What's the point of just playing the usual hits ?
Shake them up a bit...
And that's why we are there... To provide an alternative.
Dangerous Dinky aka Dirty South
But... I digress...  



She was funny, thought provoking and downright menacing in her attitude whilst she was on, but as soon as she was off she was as normal as you
or I ?
Hmmm… Maybe I shouldn’t have put that bit in, as I’m not necessarily ‘normal’ in the accepted sense, but you know what I mean ?
Very rude, very insulting, very funny, very entertaining, very adult, and very professional, that was our ‘Dinky’, and I’ve already made the decision to get her back for next year.
I want more… 


Kerrangkersplangbangcrashwallop…
At 120 miles an hour minimum, The Zipheads hit the stage…
The Zipheads
SurfPunkRockabillyCountry Rawck (or is that supposed to be Rock ?) is a pretty good way of describing them.
Not all of those things separately, but all those things at the same time.
And all done at a speed that would throw off anything but an Apache tracker.
The Zipheads
They were great, and what’s more if you were nimble enough, you could even try to dance to them.
I’m not personally sure about the spec’s, but hey, they definitely fit the image.
Fucking hell ! 
It was over in the 'speed of light’ and worse, we couldn’t give them an encore because of the time constraint but Christ, did they deserve one, or what ?
You’re coming back guys, no worries…




Which brings us nicely to the first of our Scottish/Scots (never quite sure, so maybe somebody could enlighten me ?) bands of the day.
The Recovery Club

I’d tried to get The Recovery Club for last year but owing to holidays we couldn’t have them, but this year I’d banged on their door very early and we’d come up trumps.
Believe it or not I’d picked up on them from a chance remark on an internet poetry site, and I’m still not sure how to describe them ?
 
The Recovery Club
I think the word that possibly fits best is ‘ethereal'.
Maybe, maybe not, but that’s what I think ?
Imagine laying down on the grass on a summer’s day, on a hillside somewhere…
Not near the top or the peak, but just on the side and in the distance you can see a village…
Ok, you’ve got that ?
Right, now imagine the sounds going on around you ?
Birdsong, insects, and maybe in the distance a church bell ?
Well that is what they sound like.
A floaty, peaceful sort of sound.
I like to think of them as a bit more ethereal than The Cowboy Junkies, but whether I’m accurate or not, it’s perfect music for a sunny afternoon at a music festival.




The Recovery Club















 The musicianship is superb, very intricate sounding with the instruments meshing together with each other and the vocals.
Gorgeous stuff.
It makes you think how much they must have practised to sound that good ?
(They’ll probably tell me now that it was all done while pissed out of their brains in a Glasgow bar, but I couldn’t believe that)
So, so glad I finally got them.
Wonderful stuff.


And so… From the sublime to rap, which we don’t tend to feature all that much of.
There is a reason.
Most of the local practicioners seem to think they’re in South Central and we get reams of copyists with all their cheap ‘guns and pussy’ lyrics.
Well, I’ve got news for you, guys…
Letchworth, the world’s first garden city, is in Hertfordshire, England, and not downtown Los Angeles.
There might be an Uzi 9mm in Letchworth for all I know, but I do know that some middle class council tenant’s kid is not going to be the one holding it.
Fuck knows why they waste their time pretending when the reality lurking around them is far, far scarier ?
BlacKCat
Write and sing what you know and you’ll get further.






The ‘authentic-ness’ will come through and that is why we’ve got BlacKCat on our stage.
My mate Grant from Parnassus, the local poetry group was given a cd of the bloke and he passed one on to me, who went absolutely apeshit over the fact that the guy was good.
Rap Poetry ?
Well, rap is street poetry when you think about it ?
Most of the good rappers seem to know this already.
It’s a strange genre in that my earliest recollection of it was white and not black, and came from the late nineteen forties and early nineteen fifties, although I suppose when you get down to it that artists like Louis Jordan and Cab Calloway, were the originators of the style…
Or you would think that if you followed that path back, but if you follow the blues back to the twenties and thirties you find another strain of ‘rap’ as we know it, so God knows where it originated ?
At a guess I’d say Africa originally, because a lot of African songs are built upon a rhythmic chanting, but anyway, I digress…
Taye, or BlackCat, writes intelligent ‘raps’.
BlacKCat







Not only can you understand them, they don’t insult your intelligence either, and believe me, THAT is a seriously major break through.
And he did good…
Another one that I want back again.
Next year we might have to call it the ‘groundhog day stage’ if it carries on like this ?









More rock as epitomised by The Electric Modern…
Now these guys I’d had last year and was quite impressed.
The Electric Modern



This year, although the members seem to be the same, there is a huge difference in that the lead singer is playing keyboards…
This has changed the sound somewhat in that there is now no actual relationship to any form of ‘Indie’ rock within their sound.
The Electric Modern


These songs sound different.


They sound ‘darker’ too.
It’s a hell of a way to try and describe a band’s sound but there are definitely hints of darkness.
The prettiness has all gone.
Adult sounding songs, although to be fair to the band I was concentrating on the music for the majority of their set trying to work out what the change in the sound was ?




I have to say guys, I prefer the keyboard version.
Ok, not everybody will, but I definitely do.
There’s something about them and whatever that something is, it seems to work in my head at least ?



And now it’s finale time and our headliners this year are the trio of whom Glen Matlock last year was heard to say ‘They’re a bit tasty…’
The Ballachulish Hellhounds are back.
The Ballachulish Hellhounds




Not that it seems Dochan has ever been away, as he is also a member of The Recovery Club.
Well, nearly back since last year, anyway.
One of them has had a recent accident and has had to be replaced for the time being in that he can’t fret a guitar right now.
Not that you’d know it by the sounds emanating from the stage ?
Two Ballachulish Hellhounds

To call them a ‘folk’ trio is unfair on ‘folk trios’ and also to themselves.
A Celtic Folk Band ?
Yes, but not in the same way bands like Runrig are Celtic Folk/Rock bands.
These guys play songs that travel from here to there and sometimes come back again from there to here with different arrangements.
They build on the best of them and then make them their own.
I love them and I’m so thankful that Amy recommended them because I love these songs.
Anybody with an interest in all things ‘folky’, that travelled, is hereby directed to the Harry Smith Anthology of American Folk Music.
You will hear a lot of early versions of songs that these three guys play.
But they play the versions that have come back again.


A Ballachulish Hellhound
A bit more ‘arranged’, a bit more musical in some cases, but the root is the same.
That ‘Old Weird America’ seems to get everywhere, and as I’ve already said once on this’ere blog, I’ve even heard nine or ten year old kids doing a verse from a track from the Anthology or the ‘Hellhounds’ in The Gambia as a skip-rope song !!!!
So yes, the songs did migrate, and these three guys play them with a care and a love that borders on fanaticism except that they are having the time of their lives playing them and that enjoyment is being communicated to an audience which is beginning to get it’s collective rocks off by getting up and dancing to them.
Folk songs live forever and there is a simple reason…
Like the Ballachulish Hellhounds, they’re good.
The Gods were still smiling...




POSTSCRIPT


And that’s it for another year…
There’s more waiting around for the other stages to finish until the sound crew come round to pick up the kit, but taking shelter from the rain which has held off all weekend but is now pissing it down like a good’un, seems to be the order of the moment.
Time to try and relax while sitting on a flight case, which are not the most comfortable things to sit on, and reflect on the weekend as a whole.
Acts ?   Excellent to brilliant.
Organisation ?   Excellent (with one noted exception)
Food ?   Excellent.  Never had better, so that’s a definite plus.
Overall ?   Ok, you have to take this along with the proviso that I’m writing this from the perspective of one who has a specific set of jobs to do there, but all in all, some people have said it was the best one yet, and who am I to argue with them ?
It certainly could have been.
Who knows…
It’s all subjective anyway ?
Any chance I can go home and get some sleep now please…
Because to put it mildly, I’m totally knackered ?